I Only Know 25 Letters Dad Joke T-Shirt
For dads, pun lovers, and professional eye-roll collectors. This bold retro-inspired tee delivers peak dad humour with loud colours and a classic joke that never gets old… unlike Dad’s knees.
Printed with vibrant high-quality colour for maximum “why are you like this?” energy. Perfect for Father’s Day, braais, family gatherings, or embarrassing the kids in public with confidence.
Features:
• Bold retro-style graphic print
• Soft comfortable unisex fit
• Vibrant long-lasting colours
• Perfect Father’s Day gift
• Designed for legendary dad-joke delivery
Warning: May trigger uncontrollable groaning and unsolicited puns
Classic unisex fit with a crew neck, ribbed collar, tubular knit construction, neck taping, and double-stitched sleeves and hems for durability.
Unisex sizing is based on standard men’s sizing.
Manufacturing tolerance: ±2cm in width and length.
Expected shrinkage after first wash: 5%–8%.
Please note:
Actual garment colours may vary slightly from images shown online.
PRINT PLACEMENT GUIDE
• Main Front: Print area starts approximately 3cm below the collar ribbing
• Lower Front: Print area starts approximately 4cm above the bottom hem
• Main Back: Print area starts approximately 10cm below the collar ribbing
• Outside Back Label: Print area starts approximately 3cm below the collar ribbing
• Lower Back: Print area starts approximately 4cm above the bottom hem
• Label Print: Print area starts approximately 3cm below the collar ribbing
Large orders of 100+ units may impact standard delivery turnaround times.
Shipping
We have a highly developed production and shipping system and we make every effort to ship your order in a fast and effecient manner. Shipping is done in 3 -7 days depending on your area. We also offer a rush order where your order is placed at the top of the printing que and is printed as soon as payment is received. To use this click Rush order in checkout.
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Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. Body Width | 50 | 53 | 56 | 59 | 62 | 65 |
| 2. Body Length | 70 | 72 | 74 | 76 | 78 | 80 |


